Daca o pocnesti, se cheama

Gabriela M

 Gabriela M

http://www.tagged.com/larigabe

Romanian

Buna dimineata!

OK! Dar orasul meu e foarte departe de al tau! Solutie: o cafea vituala ca intre prieteni!

Si doar pentru statistica, sa stii ca mi-a placut (aici e zambetul lui Tony Curtis in "Marea Cursa" , ala cu sclipici!)!

O zi minunata! (E baba mea!)

Gabi

PS Inca mai sper ca sunt exceptia de la regula enuntata de tine! Cam stiu exact ce vreau! Sunt pe acest site doar pentru ceea ce am scris in profil: prietenie virtuala! Daca vei accepta, vei fi unul dintre rarii si foarte specialii mei "net" prieteni! Ce zici?

English translation by Gabriela M.

If you hit her, it's called mistreatment of women. If she hit you, it's self defense. If you make a decision without asking her, you are a jerk. If she takes a decision without consulting you, she is emancipated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't like, is male domination. If she ask you, you do her a favor. If you appreciate a woman's forms and short underwear , you pervert. If not, you're gay. If you give her flowers, you want something.If not, you are a donkey. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.If not, you are lacking in ambition. If she has a headache, she's tired. If your head hurts you, you no longer love her. If you want to make love too often, you're obsessed.If not, you have somebody else. And we wonder why men die faster ...