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Showing posts with label Comic. Show all posts

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Wanted Perfect Husband?


MEndearing , Lovely, Inspiring Soul Sister in Art
Takes Applicants for Nuptial Destiny with Obligatory Ceremony
(That's her full name...)



Guaranteed sweet and speaks Italian, Filipino, English, and Arabic 
(knows how to use Google Translate just in case above language fails)
As a Nurse you are insured of being reminded daily to take your medicines and when you get old, you don't have to hire care-takers.
Very Artistic and plays various musical instrument.

Qualification for Applicants
Single of course, or if you plan to get divorce just to marry her it's OK.
Well-traveled, necessary for its her pass-time aside from shopping. If you don't travel, just provide her the budget, she'll promise to buy memorabilia.
Not Necessarily Rich, just a Swiss Account will do.

Good-looking...(can be negotiated as long as above criteria are met)

Interested applicants (are you serious? You still wanna do this?) may contact Tagged ArtLover Dating Sites. http://artlovergroup.blogspot.com/ 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELISSA
(Don't Kill Me!!! Seriously you should change that status...Right ArtLover?)



Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Crazy Pictures Fictions chapter 3 The Shadows

   Previously our dynamic duo Aaron Offord (disguised as Hemant Kumar) and Fher Ymas (disgusted as a story-teller) agreed for a journey to search for the mysterious disappearance of Melissa Tandoc...this is for the benefit of those bloggers busy blogging a blog so they could blog a blog, so this blog was not re-blog...(Blog!!!) That was Aaron hitting me on the head for some slapstick effect.
   "Shhhhh!!! Be quiet we are on a mission here." He said.
    Sometimes favourable things come under terrorizing disguises....!!! (line from Jerly Thinkingspace: Angels Carry Petrol)
   So they begin their search...in the Long and Winding Road (Jorie Pacli) when Aaron suddenly noticed they are being followed. He whispered to Fher "Stay calm..." he paused...looked around. 
   I noticed a little brown mound about a quarter mile ahead and a few mountains in the background. Then I noticed that the little brown mound was moving and as we got closer, I could see a head. It was our first grizzly sighting! (from JP Brandano: Photographing Alaska and Grizzlies)
   No don't panic it isn't actually a grizzly but a man with a high tech weapon...he was keeping an eye at the two of us...
by Linda Flagg
   "Now what do we do?" I asked nervously biting my fingernails...
by Melissa Tandoc
      Ohhh wait...what? The long hair? It's a wig for disguised you know...and I've just shaved my mustache for this episode. "Let's go in that Restaurant..." Aaron said. "Pretend we didn't mind him." So we walk to this place...
by Gavino Pascual
   It looks like a church to me but Aaron said it's own by one of the best food expert in town Wan Maznah Wan Mohamad and the place is called Cooking-Varieties Cafe...In fairness the interior was fantastic...we personally met Wan and told us this place was already featured in a Magazine...She even showed to us the article My Studio is Published by Lisa Schmidt


   So we had our meal...served. We both share Serena Flower's custom made cake...he took the northern hemisphere and I waited till the Pacific ocean burst with tornado and icing....

   "Hey waiter where's the Philippines? Could you tell the chef our cake doesn't have my mother land on it!" I lost my appetite, this could have been my only chance to eat all the Filipinos in one bite...
   "I think we lost him..." Aaron said softly...
   "Who the Philippines?"
   "Silly! The guy that's been following us." Aaron and I looked around...observing any suspicious character.
   Someone is descending from the staircase...she appears to be on a rush...
by Lawrence Tyler

   There's a lady waiting for her turn to use restrooms...
by Than K
   And a  mother feeding her child....
by Seb Chua
 They don't look suspicious to me...so we ordered some drinks...
by Maurice Dolezal
     So our character had a drink for awhile talking about their plans...
   "Do you think Mari Sterling Wilbur will give us some Tips before we go to Aabhisek Panda?"
   "Maybe..."
   Hours passed by while our investigator is enjoying their drinks they didn't notice a shadow lurking from behind...
by Aaron Offord


To be continue...

Who is the mysterious stranger that had been following them since chapter two? Will they be able to solve the missing Melissa? When will the lady in the restrooms have her turn? Will the reader make any comments? Or will there be a reader? Watch out for the next thrilling episode of this intriguing drama... 






Monday, August 1, 2011

Crazy Pictures Fictions chapter 2 The Search

   The mysterious disappearance of Melissa intrigue StreetogrOFFY Investigator Aaron Offord decided to "I didn't always want to be a street photographer.  In fact, when I took up photography a year ago I was more interested in parlaying the photography thing into a paying gig; I know the dream of most photographers" (a line from My Becoming a street photographer) but this is beyond money now he decided to look for the Depth in Melissa's story.
   So together with his sidekick Fher Ymas they set out an adventure. Fher an expert in disguises called The Art of Realizationism  made Aaron look like this...
 
   "Hey, I don't look like a street photographer..." Aaron contested. 
   But Fher stopped him "Shhhh!!! You look like Hemant Kumar don't you like it?"
   With lots of arguing finally Aaron agreed to look like Hemant to "blend in the field, so they would not recognized you." The handsome sidekick said. (Don't argue again, this is my story remember?)
   Where do they start? That's the first stage of this investigation. 
   "We will go to Aabhisek Panda." Aaron decided. "He had archives of known expert in We Have a Story maybe there we can find relevant clue."

   I heard whispers of many mysterious and great revelations can be found in the book...but some said it was just a legend and it doesn't really exist. There maybe danger along the way...
    
   Then they started to walk The Road Liz Traveled like Liz M. Derry but along the way he remember something...he hesitates...
   "Maybe we can take some Photography Tips first with Mari Sterling Wilbur We can't just go there..."
    
   So instead of going directly to Aabhisek's they take first The Long and Winding Road  similar to the one taken by Jorie Pacli...  

   But little did they know they are being watched...

(suspense sounds here!!!...don't have the gadget so just imagine Lady Gaga singing My Way)

   What would happen now to our adventurer? Will Aaron Offord be comfortable being Hemant Kumar? How about Mari, will she be willing to help them with some Tips? 
   Watch for this intriguing story of love, deceptions, and passionate blogging. Will they have the Sensitivity like Sancheeta Biswas? Stay tuned...
   
   
   

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